Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

Communication, Cooking, depression, DoorDash, Emotional support, family, financial support, gluten free, job loss, Meals, medical issues, Minecraft, mom, moms, moving out, relationships, Seasoning, self worth, sensitivity, Server, SUCKS, Support, tiktok, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Potions Brewed:	150	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Surviving on Java and Coffee: Not Quite Vanilla SMP 1.21.1

1.21.1, Address, admins, Cheating, coffee, commands, Community, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival, Surviving, Unique, Vanilla

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No.	Rule
1	No excessively offensive language
2	No politics or other controversial topics
3	No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4	Do not disturb other players’ property
5	Do not build too close to other players
6	Be respectful to others and be kind!
7	No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes! Simply use the server address provided above to join.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections.

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

A: No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on the server.

Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or on our Discord server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Critter Craze Minecraft Server

adorable creatures, animal friends, CRAZE, critter, critter appreciation, critter art, critter community, critter discussion, critter fandom, critter fanfiction, critter lovers, critter memes, cute animals, episode 1, episode 2, friends forever, happy critters, Let’s Hop to the Moon, Minecraft, Poppy cringe, Rabie Baby, scg, Server, Smiling Critters General

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us and say goodbye to Poppy cringe forever – we have a strict no cringe policy that will make your gaming experience cringe-free!

Imagine a world where smiling critters are your best friends forever – that’s the reality on our server! Our critters are always there to provide you with endless entertainment and laughs. And if you thought that was crazy, wait until you hear about our latest adventure – hopping to the moon! Yes, you heard that right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level by exploring outer space with our critter pals.

But the fun doesn’t stop there – we have epic episodes filled with hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From Rabie Baby, our critter of the thread, to all the shenanigans that go down on our server, there’s never a dull moment here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Auki Bros Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, auki, auki bros, Automation, bros, brothers, CANDLES, electronic, Future, futuristic, futuristic gadgets, Gadgets, god candle, innovation, mechanical, Minecraft, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Siblings, smp, Technology

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and of course, the chance to obtain the legendary God Candle. Legend has it that this candle has the power to summon AI robots to do your bidding. Imagine having your own personal army of robot minions at your disposal!

But be warned, the path to obtaining the God Candle is not easy. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, outsmart devious traps, and even challenge other players in epic PvP battles. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this powerful artifact.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft master with your very own army of AI robots!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Potions Brewed:	165	Void Gems Collected:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, Arguing, boyfriend not taking no for an answer, boyfriend plans, car keys, comparing to others, Cooling down, flea market, getting annoyed, Getting Separated, Havens, homebody, jewelry stand, leaving the flea market, Minecraft, not understanding, not wanting to go, overhearing conversation, Server, Speeding, spending time at home, staying home, training for new position

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GrannyCraftHousingDrama

apartment living, Boundaries, cat posts, family conflict, family dynamics, foster care, GrannyCraftHousingDrama, Heart failure, homeless shelter, homelessness, housing resources, landlord issues, living situation, mental health issues, section 8 voucher, setting boundaries, smoking weed, social services, social worker, substance abuse, trust fund

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of family dysfunction and cat posts galore.

Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	1573
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Creeper Cafe Boom!

Attack, Bombing, boom, cafe, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, creeper, crisis management., Damage, Destruction, direct hit, emergency response, Haifa, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Restaurant, Terrorism, violence, War

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

Amr, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial resistance genes, Bacteria, bacterial resistance, blocks, dietary zinc, DiSRuPtiON, gene transfer, gene transmission, guy, inhibits, Microbiome, microbiome disruption, nonexistent rates, plasmids, reduced rates, research, transmission inhibition, Zinc, zinc effects, zinc supplementation

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	926695
Animals Bred:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	6540
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

Character development, cinematic experience, cinematic moments, cinematography, doctor sleep, film analysis, film buffs, film discussion, Film Reviews, Kino, kino scenes, mediocre, mediocre movies, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie enthusiasts, movie scenes, movies, overlooked gems, plot twists, Scenes, smp, storytelling, underrated directors, underrated films

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

advice, Boyfriend, break up, Buddies, Communication, ex boyfriend, ExBed, fear, fwb, Girlfriend, hook up, Intimacy, Lease, living arrangements, love, mental health, Minecraft, normal relationship, relationship, Server, toxic relationship, Ultimatum, WIBTA

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runes Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Crops Grown:	7278	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

advice, CraftyKidzMC, experience Time travel, guidance, hindsight, learning Youthful mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care Past decisions, self-confidence, smp, wisdom Regrets

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crops Grown:	4166

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

election, Experts, independent, Independent election experts, legitimize, legitimize tally sheets, Lost, Maduro, MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft, opposition, Prove, tally sheets, Venezuela

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4557
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.