join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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