join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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