Momma’s PettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest block castle!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with moms trying to swindle you out of your hard-earned virtual money. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and battles against pixelated dragons (yes, dragons in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether your virtual farm animals are producing enough wool. Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4946

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyHeirloom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ParisianParkingMadness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	New Chunks Explored:	816475
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

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TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	5348	Buildings Constructed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Ores Mined:	2868
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Crops Grown:	8647
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	102
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

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Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3713	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	841937	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GymCrafters: AITA?

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Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	508	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	87
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crab Minecraft SMP More

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ManChildMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.