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FunnyCraft: Where Two Faggots Can Legally Build Anything!

adoption, BUILD, children, controversial, controversial laws, discrimination, equality, Faggots, family, Family Planning, funnycraft, Legal, Legally, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love, Marriage, parenthood, parenting, RIGHTS, same sex, Social Issues, united states

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziest things can happen! Ever wanted to buy a baby in the United States? Well, on our server, it’s totally legal! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, from building epic structures to adopting virtual babies with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?) So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ScandiCraft: Where Vikings and Creepers Collide!

Baltic Sea, borders, Boundaries, boxed in, collide, confined, Countries, CREEPERS, denmark, European countries, finland, geography, location, Map, neighbors, Nordic countries, Northern Europe, norway, peninsula, ScandiCraft, Scandinavia, surrounded by, Trapped, Vikings

Are you tired of being boxed in by boring old countries like Finland, Norway, and Denmark? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those pesky countries by building your own virtual empire filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot dog that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Finnish, Norwegian, and Danish players who might try to steal your enchanted cookies.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Epirate Towny: Where you can conquer lands, fight epic battles, and roleplay as a pirate without the confusing brackets!

{Bedrock IP}, advanced fishing system, Battles, Bedrock Port, Brackets, Confusing, Conquer, custom weapons, Discord, Earth Map, Economy, Epic, Epirate, Factions, Fight, important, Lands, Map, Pirate, player-built ships, PvP, release date, Roleplay, sea monsters, server details, Towny, Trailer, Treasures, Version

Overview

Feature	Description
Earth Map + Live Map	An Earth map with live updates
Custom Weapons and Armor	Unique weapons and armor for players
Sea Monsters	A challenge for players to face
Player-built ships	Customizable ships for naval battles
Treasures	Rare treasures to discover
Wars and naval regions	Engage in battles and conquer regions
Economy	An in-game economic system
Advanced Fishing system	Enhanced fishing mechanics for players

FAQ

When will the server be released?

The server is set to release on May 3.

What is the IP for the server?

The IP for the Minecraft server is play.epiratemc.com

Is there a Bedrock version of the server?

Yes, the Bedrock IP is epiratemc.com and the port is 19132.

What version of Minecraft is required to play?

The server is compatible with Minecraft version 1.20.x

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Idols

AMBITION, anime characters, blocky, compassion, courage, determination, discipline, Empathy, humility, IDOLS, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, life role models, loyalty, perseverance, Respect, role models, Selflessness, strength, wisdom

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a cross between Naruto and Goku – full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and friendship power-ups! Join us and follow in the footsteps of your favorite anime characters as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a secret ninja who can summon dragons with just a flick of their wrist. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft hero!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bunny Bonanza Kingdom – Where Rabbits Rule and Players Drool!

#sustainability, alarming rate, Animal Behavior, bonanza, breeding, Bunny, conservation, Drool, ecological balance, ecology, ecosystem impact, Environment, intervention, Kingdom, liege, Management, mating habits, overpopulation, Pest Control, Players, population control, Rabbits, rapid growth, Reproduction, rule, wildlife

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is overrun with rabbits breeding at an alarming rate. It’s like a cute fluffy apocalypse! Join us and witness the chaos as these bunnies take over the land, hopping around and causing mischief wherever they go. Will you be able to survive in a world where rabbits reign supreme? Join now and find out! Plus, rumor has it that the rabbits are actually secret agents working for a mysterious bunny mafia. Who knew that cute little creatures could be so sneaky? Join our server and uncover the truth behind this fluffy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the rabbit revolution – join our server today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VentureBlock MC VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, creativity, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Grief Protection, Maps, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Player Shops, Player vs environment, Player vs Player, PvE, PvP, Quests, Sandbox, schematics, Server, Survival, Testing

Hypixel VS VentureBlock MC

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
large player base	can be overcrowded
variety of mini-games	may experience lag

VentureBlock MC

Pros	Cons
player-based economy	smaller player base
custom enchantments	limited mini-games

FAQ

Is Hypixel suitable for players who enjoy a large community and variety of mini-games?

Yes, Hypixel is great for players who prefer a bustling server with many game options.

Is VentureBlock MC more focused on player-driven economies and custom enchantments?

Yes, VentureBlock MC offers a player-based economy system and custom enchantments for a more personalized gameplay experience.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Creepers & Endermen: Your sister’s black boyfriend gives diamonds

addressing prejudice, awkward situations, Black, Boyfriend, breaking barriers, challenging assumptions, communication skills, confronting bias, confronting stereotypes, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, diamonds, endermen, family acceptance, family dynamics, interracial dating, interracial relationship, navigating discomfort, Open-mindedness, race relations, sibling relationships, sister’s boyfriend, sisters, social norms, societal expectations, uncomfortable moments

Tired of getting that look from your sister’s black boyfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire and never have to deal with awkward family situations again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that turns anyone who gives you that look into a friendly llama. So come join us and say goodbye to uncomfortable stares and hello to endless fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Cluckers: The Chicken Apocalypse

Apocalypse, beauty standards, Beyoncé, Bleaching, Celebrity, chicken, Cluckers, controversy, Crafty, cultural appropriation, empowerment, feminism, Girl Power, Identity, influencer, media scrutiny, Music (Industry), pandemic, pop culture, public figure, Race, racism, skin color, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where Beyoncé isn’t worshipped like the queen she is? Look no further, because on our server, Beyoncé is our girl and we bow down to her fabulousness every day! Join us for epic Beyoncé dance parties, where we build pixelated shrines in her honor and blast her music through the virtual world. Who needs diamonds when you have Queen Bey ruling over your Minecraft kingdom? So come on over and join the Beyhive on our server – because if Beyoncé approves, you know it’s gonna be fierce!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PandoraShield Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, Blocks and Adventure, BUILD, creative freedom, diamond-based economy, Economy, Explore, Freedom of Action, HACKING, Minecraft, minecraft server, PandoraCraftGuard, PandoraShield, PandoraShield Protection, PCG, Protection, Server, Trade, Vanilla Experience, virtual wealth

? Vanilla Experience: Discover the exciting world of Minecraft with vanilla gameplay, enhanced with enhancements to enhance your experience and streamline your gameplay, while fully immersing yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

? PandoraShield Protection: We keep you and your world safe with our powerful protection system, PandoraCraftGuard (PCG). This provides reliable protection against hacking and unwanted actions of other players, allowing you to enjoy the game in a relaxed environment.

? Diamond Based Economy: On the server we have a unique diamond based economic system. This gives you the opportunity to trade, create and build your own virtual wealth, opening up new opportunities and resources for your development.

? Freedom of Action: With PandoraShield you have complete creative freedom. Endless opportunities await you to build, explore, and bring your wildest ideas to life.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	7394
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Scar SMP

1.12.2, 2b2t, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, crash, DDOS, Development, Discord, Duping, Flight, GRIEFED.., Lag Machines, Paper, rules, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Survivalpvp, tweaking, Vanilla

SCAR SMP

Welcome to the page for the Scar SMP, a true anarchy survival server based on the 1.12.2 version.

Our server runs on Paper, we are a brand new server (Although spawn is already griefed heavily)

Our only rules:

Dont make lag machines.

Dont DDoS/Crash the server

Duping is allowed

Flight is enabled

We heavily base our antics on the popular, and oldest anarchy server, 2b2t. Though we beg not to be compared, we are different.

WE ARE STILL IN HEAVY DEVELOPMENT AND TWEAKING!!If you have any suggestions, please do join our discord server!

discord.gg/PAQTrHbKS4

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PoopCraft: Where Every Block is a Treasure

Bliss, BLOCK, BROWN, Brown Man, brown man’s heaven, Celestial, Divine, Dreamland, Ethereal, Haven, Heaven, ideal, idyllic, man, nirvana, Oasis, Paradise, Peaceful, PoopCraft, Sanctuary, Serene, Treasure, utopia

Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

3rd person shooter, alien threats, Chaos, co-op, collide, contested planets, CraftyHell, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Minecraft, objective-based missions, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, squad-based, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Wiki

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a wild adventure where you and your squad of elite Helldivers battle to liberate the galaxy from alien threats. Picture this: you’re a badass Helldiver fighting on contested planets, completing insane missions in a procedurally generated world. Each successful mission brings us one step closer to total victory in our galactic campaign that may or may not work (we’re still figuring it out, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the aliens are jealous. We’ve got top-notch gear, crazy loadouts, and the most epic team compositions you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the latest patch – it’s so fire, your mind will be blown.

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you battle aliens, liberate planets, and have a blast with your squad all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a space llama into battle. Trust us, it’s totally legit. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Welcome to MozzarellaCraft – the cheesiest server in the universe! No crackers allowed.

Allowed, application, Cheats, Cheesiest, Community, crackers, dedicated server, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Grief Protection, Lag, Moderators, MozzarellaCraft, multiplayer, Playerbase, Plugins, Server, smooth experience, smp, Staff, Survival, Universe, Whitelist, whitelisting process

LunarCraft Season 2

HermitCraft-like, community oriented, SMP server

Server Overview:

Features	Description
Player Oriented Economy	Focus on player interactions and trades
Anti-Grief Protection	Measures in place to prevent griefing
Anti-Cheats	Prevents cheating and unfair advantages
Small, Tight-knit Playerbase	Community focused with active players
Responsive Staff Team	Experienced moderators ready to assist
Welcoming Community	Friendly atmosphere for all players
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Started	4/20/2024

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join LunarCraft? A: To join LunarCraft, you need to be whitelisted. Fill out a short application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/QuNMwu6D

Q: Is the server active? A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 and run on a dedicated server for lag-free gameplay.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement? A: Players must be above 16 years of age and show maturity.

Q: Can I suggest improvements for the server? A: Yes, feel free to reach out to “mutson” on Discord with any suggestions.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ramshackle VS Hypixel

2013, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Economy, Explore, friendship, Fun, Minecraft, nostalgic, PvE, Ranks, Relaxing, Retro, Rewards, Server, Social, spontaneous, Survival, Towny, unlockables, Vanilla

Hypixel	Ramshackle
Pros	Pros
Massive player base Multiple game modes Regular updates and events Professional server management	Small and friendly community Rewards for ranking up Relaxing gameplay Semi-vanilla experience
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players Can be laggy during peak times Some games may have long queue times	Smaller player base Limited game modes and events Potential for less frequent updates

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Hypixel is known for its massive player base, multiple game modes, and regular updates and events. It offers a professional server management experience.

Why choose Ramshackle over Hypixel?

Ramshackle offers a small and friendly community, rewards for ranking up, relaxing gameplay, and a semi-vanilla experience. It provides a more laid-back and nostalgic feel reminiscent of older Minecraft servers.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server

attractiveness, BETRAYAL, Cheating, controversial, Crafty, Demands, double standards, gossip, home wrecker, hook up, hot, Infidelity, lolz, Lust, McLaughingtons, morality, people, relationships, scandal, scandalous, seduction, Server, temptation, whore

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are all secretly obsessed with a self-admitted home-wrecker whore! She may sleep 16 hours a day, but hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have drama and chaos instead?

Join our server for the chance to win the heart of this demanding diva, who will keep you on your toes with her wild antics and outrageous demands. Who needs a boring, normal relationship when you can have a rollercoaster ride of emotions with our resident drama queen?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to keep up with this hot mess of a woman. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle that will make all your friends jealous!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1