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Players: |
95/1000 |
Votes: |
3370 |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
21 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
2 |
Epic Quests Completed: |
8 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: |
2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
1 |
Unicorn Sightings: |
0 |
Crops Grown: |
1789 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
9 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: |
3 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday