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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Astral Projections Made: 0
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
New Chunks Explored: 886721 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 1142 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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