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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed: 125 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Crops Grown: 7948 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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