Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY