| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2710 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2468 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
missionprison.net
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6711 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!
join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6488 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.
so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4574 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | New Chunks Explored: | 798327 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3596 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
mc.InfinityMine.ru
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 384 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Modpack Name | Version | IP |
|---|---|---|
| All the Mods 10 | 2.30 | atm10.tmw.gg |
| All the Mods 9 | 1.0.3 | atm9.tmw.gg |
| All the Mods 9 – To the Sky | 1.1.3 | atm9tts.tmw.gg |
| Craftoria | 1.14.0 | craftoria.tmw.gg |
| Industrial Village | 1.8a | iv.tmw.gg |
| Chroma Endless 2 | 1.13 | ce2.tmw.gg |
| SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required) | 5.0.4 | skyfactory5.tmw.gg |
| Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era | v3.0.30hf | prominence2.TMW.gg |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7960 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3383 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6564 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7238 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 1325 |
| Potions Brewed: | 60 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2840 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 775578 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Just like how this mom couldn’t keep her boundaries straight, our server is full of surprises at every turn. Will you be the one to uphold your boundaries and stand your ground, or will you give in to the chaos like this mom did?
With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning everything. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own unexpected love story along the way (just hopefully with less drama).
So come join us on the server where boundaries are made to be broken, just like this mom’s heart. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3834 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
But seriously, this server is lit AF, like we have this secret underground society of llamas who are actually super intelligent and have been running the server this whole time. And the best part is, they’re looking for new recruits! So if you want to be part of the llama revolution and take over the Minecraft world, you gotta join this SMP ASAP.
Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like we once had a fight where everyone had to ride pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin heads, it was insane! And let’s not forget about the giant floating potato that randomly appears and grants wishes to those who sacrifice a diamond to it.
So yeah, if you want your mind blown and your Minecraft experience to be like nothing you’ve ever seen before, come join us on this crazy SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 599 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Potions Brewed: | 87 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5379 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1555 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 143 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1050 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1274 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9244 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 8404 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5420 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between me and my stepmother as we exchange fiery insults that will make your jaw drop. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as entertaining and chaotic as this? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8813 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Votes: | 9478 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 162 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.
