| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1207 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8146 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6794 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4374 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8601 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 640033 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9542 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8191 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3715 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8245 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 246569 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
| Server Guide | Our Notion Page |
| Map | https://map.nearvanilla.com |
| Season 5 Recap Video | https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY |
| Screenshots | https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE |
Requirements:
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”
To apply through Discord, click the link here.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server? | Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated. |
| Are there age restrictions to join the server? | Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla. |
| Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server? | Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server. |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3309 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1962 |
But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!
Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 902 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.
But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.
Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5715 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5857 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.
So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8440 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 284 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3474 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 8358 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 803 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1362 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2793 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 104 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7028 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1159 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.
so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7840 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Crops Grown: | 9350 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| 🌴 Server Highlights: | Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons |
|---|---|
| Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort | |
| Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat | |
| Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community |
| 🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features: | Player heads for unique decorating |
|---|---|
| Armor stand editor for creative displays | |
| Invisible item frames for clean builds |
| 🤝 Community Focus: | Regular community events and minigames |
|---|---|
| Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate | |
| Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules | |
| Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat! |
👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!
Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝
