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CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	7888	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crops Grown:	1556

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	153

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	108
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	543	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Towns Built:	5

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Votes:	7324	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Animals Bred:	186
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	8239	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Fire Nation Chronicles

air pollution, california wildfires, Chronicles, environmental health, environmental impact, Fire, health impacts, health outcomes, Health research, health study, launched, long-term effects, long-term study, los angeles wildfires, multi-institutional, nation, public health, research, respiratory health, study findings, wildfire research, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames!

🔰 anarchy 🔰 / 🥇 The first season 🥇 server minecraft

Anarchy, Minecraft, Server, The first season

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2856	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Runes Activated:	6

The description of the server server “Anarchy the First Season” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.InfinityMine.ru

TMW

All the Mods 10, all the mods 9, all the mods 9 to the sky, Atm, Chroma Endless 2, Craftoria, discord server, English-speaking community, flawless experience, Friends, Hasturian era, Industrial Village, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Prominence II, RPG, Servers, skyfactory 5, TMW

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Modpack Name	Version	IP
All the Mods 10	2.30	atm10.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9	1.0.3	atm9.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9 – To the Sky	1.1.3	atm9tts.tmw.gg
Craftoria	1.14.0	craftoria.tmw.gg
Industrial Village	1.8a	iv.tmw.gg
Chroma Endless 2	1.13	ce2.tmw.gg
SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required)	5.0.4	skyfactory5.tmw.gg
Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era	v3.0.30hf	prominence2.TMW.gg

Machine:

Hosted in EU
AMD Ryzen 9950X
192GB DDR5
2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
64 TB Backup server

Links:

Discord: discord.gg/tmwgg
Website: www.tmw.gg

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?: A: You can join by entering the IP address provided for the modpack you want to play on in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are additional mods required for SkyFactory 5?: A: Yes, additional mods are required for SkyFactory 5. Check our Discord server for more information on which mods are needed.
Q: Where is the server hosted?: A: The server is hosted in the EU.
Q: How can I become a part of the community?: A: Join our Discord server and website to connect with other players and stay updated on server news and events.
Q: How can I report an issue or concern?: A: You can report any issues or concerns on our Discord server, where our staff will be able to assist you.

Quantum Feline Hideout 1.20.4

1.20.4, alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Feline, HIDEOUT, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum decoherence, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	245
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	6136
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98

Yo bro, you ever heard of Schrödinger’s cat? Well, on this Minecraft server, we got cats that are both alive and dead at the same time! It’s like a mind-bending trip down the rabbit hole, man. Join us if you want to question reality and have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s a wild ride, my dude.