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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5351 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4107 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.