MissileMayhemCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

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Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4577	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	New Chunks Explored:	185115
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Animals Bred:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Potions Brewed:	47
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	2103	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8694
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1