so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. we got, like, 200 missiles being fired by Iran, and Israel is, like, freaking out, man. but don’t worry, on this server, you can totally join in on the action and launch your own missiles too! it’s, like, a total blast, literally. join now for some serious consequences, bro!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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