MisfitCraft: Where Lies Are Banned

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro! Yeah, you heard me right! DIAMONDS! And if you find a pink sheep, it’ll give you a magical unicorn horn that shoots rainbow lasers! Pew pew!

Oh, and get this, dude! There’s a secret hidden cave where you can find a talking potato that gives you superpowers! Like, you can turn into a giant chicken and lay golden eggs! It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into a pool of lava! It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft server now and experience the most bonkers adventures of your life! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Animals Bred:	144	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mines Excavated:	3728
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Crops Grown:	2356
Void Gems Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Emeralds Found:	2097
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	242	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	842	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Emeralds Found:	4559
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	9873
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Potions Brewed:	39
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.