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| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?
Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5707 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 262 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 92 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 429 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.
Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 274 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena!
Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. So if you’re looking to get rich quick, this is the place to be.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably question why you didn’t know about foreskins sooner. But hey, better late than never, right?
So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the mystery of foreskins together. Who knows what other surprises await us in this crazy world of blocky fun!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3365 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for a chance to become a Shot One Fighter, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Forget about those boring old genres, we’re all about creating a unique and unforgettable gaming experience that will have you coming back for more.
Don’t let your creations disappear into the void like Shot One did, join our server and build your own legacy. Who needs Twitter and YouTube when you can be a part of our thriving community of gamers who are always ready for a good time?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Shot One legend!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 200 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8045 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers and chickens can talk! It’s a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to reshape the very fabric of reality itself!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Who knows, you might just find love in a parallel dimension!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
