WishCraft SMP – 5 Secs Wish

5 SECONDS, chance encounter, dream come true, fleeting moment, fleeting wish, instant gratification, Magical Moment, on the spot, quick decision, quick wish, realistic wish, secs, smp, spontaneous wish, spur of the moment, stranger, unexpected opportunity, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granted, wish list, WishCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Love Letters Sent:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, if a random stranger came up to you and was like “yo, make a wish in 5 seconds or else!” you’d totally wish to be on this server, trust me.

So, get this, there’s this legend that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just raining from the sky. And like, the mobs are all friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden base full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can find. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy but it’s totally legit, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty Musketeers – Treasury Takeover!

Akash Bobba, collaboration, Crafty, DiSRuPtiON, Edward Coristine, elon musk, Elon Musk’s team, engineering team, Engineers, Ethan Shaotran, finance, financial sector, Future, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Government, innovation, leadership, Luke Farritor, Musketeers, TAKEOVER, tech industry, Technology, Treasury, Treasury Department

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9727
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a group of genius engineers who are secretly plotting to take over the Treasury Department? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Akash Bobba, the redstone wizard, can build contraptions that will blow your mind. Edward Coristine, the master builder, can create structures that defy the laws of physics. Luke Farritor, the potion expert, can brew potions that will give you superhuman abilities. And don’t even get us started on Gautier Cole Killian, the animal tamer, who can tame any creature in the game with just a snap of his fingers.

But that’s not all! Gavin Kliger, the mining expert, can find diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And Ethan Shaotran, the PvP champion, will take down any player who dares to challenge him in battle.

Join our server now for a chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even help these engineers take over the Treasury Department. Who knows, you might just become a part of history in the making!

LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, American products, Canadian economy, Canadian provinces, consumer choices, Cross-border commerce, economic impact, government decisions, import restrictions, JOINING, liquor stores, LiquorCraft, Minecraft, Newfoundland, NLC, ontario, Provincial merger, Provincial politics, Pulling, retail industry, Server, trade agreements

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!

CraftySAFundingCut

budget allocation, CraftySAFundingCut, Cut off, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic impact, financial support, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, Future, global affairs, government decision, international aid, international relations, political decision making, Politics, sanctions, south africa, US

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ores Mined:	8454
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Naruto ul

Battles, Clans, combat techniques, Dungeons, era, Events, Forge, Jutsus, legend, Minecraft, Naruto, Naruto Unleashed Legends, Naruto world, ninja, PvE, PvP, raffles, Raiding, Roleplay, Secrets, Support, Territories, Updates, Villages

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3

Naruto Unleashed Legends Forge your own path in the Ninja world and become a legend! Join the new era of the world of Naruto in Minecraft! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Why join our server? – Detailed map inspired by Naruto’s world. – Jutsus system, unique combat techniques and styles. – Become part of a clan with unique skills and jutsus that define your combat style. – Battles between villages to conquer and defend territories. – Frequent updates and active support. – Explore dungeons and hidden secrets in the Ninja world. – Employed events and raffles.

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CaveMC

Biomes, blocks, Brutal, CaveMC, Cheats, Clans, Competition, Competitions, Dimensions, Dungeons, Events, exploits, Hacks, media coverage, Resources, scarcity, semi anarchy, Survival, Underground, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to CaveMC – Minecraft’s First Semi-Anarchy Cave-Only World

CaveMC is an enhanced vanilla, semi-anarchy survival server where the entire world is underground. With custom terrain, no surface, and access to all dimensions, survival is brutal, and only the toughest will thrive. Resources are scarce, and every decision matters—only the most resourceful players will endure.

What Makes CaveMC Unique?
A True Cave World – No surface, only the depths below.

Custom Vanilla Dungeons – Unique, hand-crafted dungeons filled with rewards and danger.
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay – Classic survival with a fresh, unforgiving twist.
Every single biome from Vanilla Minecraft exists underground, and all blocks are obtainable – The possibilities are endless!
Clans & Competitions – Team up with other players, form clans, and compete in server-wide events for dominance!
Media Coverage – In-game server developments will be recorded and posted to the official Cave MC media accounts.

Only Rule: No Cheats

Play fair—hacks, exploits, or cheats are not allowed. Keep the competition real.

🔗 Join Discord Here!

Server IP: cavemc.net

Blue Ray Queen’s Hive 1.21.2

1.21.2, Blu-ray, Blu-Ray release, Blue, Cinema, classic, collector’s item, Entertainment, film, film buff, High Definition, hive, limited edition, Movie, movie collection, movie night, must have, Queen Bee, QUEENS, rare, RAY, release date, remastered, Special Edition, vintage

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Void Armor Forged:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Animals Bred:	102	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered when Queen Bee is gonna drop on Blu-Ray? Well, forget about that nonsense and join our epic Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks, villagers that trade diamonds for dirt, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally)!

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with players battling it out for the chance to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So ditch the Blu-Ray and come join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC Server

401ks, Adult, advice, aita, Communication, Confrontation, control, crash, creating boundaries, family, family dynamics, grandkids, grown adult, high pitch, independent, ParentalBoundariesMC, parents, relationships, screaming, Server, sibling’s SO, stock market

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of controlling parents and sibling’s nosy significant others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no family drama allowed.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without worrying about someone trying to control every aspect of your life. Need to escape a high-pitched scream? We’ve got you covered.

Join now and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even the stock market crashes can’t bring us down. So come on in and let’s build some virtual memories together!

Momma’s Dress Shop: No Ex-Wife Approval Needed

Approval, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Daughters, dress, dress code, ex wife, exwife, family dynamics, Fatherhood, formal dresses, Guilt, judgment, liberal, modesty, mommas, mother-in-law, Needed, parenting, Parenting styles, Religious, Shop, southern upbringing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics that make the Real Housewives look tame.

Our server is like no other, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like this dad who dared to let his mom take his daughters shopping for winter formal dresses. Little did he know, his ex-wife and mother-in-law would turn into fashion police, accusing him of raising streetwalkers and sending them straight to hell with their dress choices.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the judgmental eyes of conservative in-laws and exes and build your own virtual world where you make the rules. Join now and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you thrive on that kind of chaos!

MapleCraft: Blockin’ Red State Goods

Blockin, Boycott, consumer power, economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, export industries, global commerce, global solidarity, Goods, international relations, international trade, MapleCraft, political activism, Political protest, red, red state economy, red state exports, solidarity with Canada, State, support Canada, trade boycott, trade partnerships, trade relations, trade restrictions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic battles against evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden portal to the magical land of Nyan Cat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out – join now and let the madness begin!

BooNationCraft

American anthem, Anthem, Basketball, BOOING, BooNationCraft, Canada, Canadian events, controversy, Fans, NBA, patriotism, political statement, pro sporting events, protest, public opinion, social justice, solidarity, sports, Toronto Raptors, trend, U.S. national anthem

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Star Shards Collected:	265	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, u kno? we got creepers dat dance to da national anthem, but only da canadian won, eh. if u join, u get a free pet polar bear dat can do sick backflips. also, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out in epic 1v1 matches. and if u win, u get a golden hockey stick dat shoots fireballs. join now or miss out on all da fun, eh!

Everia Middle School

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Customization, Everia, fairytale, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, java, middle school, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	58	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Everia is a 1.21 fairytale-themed SMP for both Java and Bedrock players that features exclusive customization like custom biomes, cosmetics, and even more! Join us now!

play.everiasmp.com

CherryMC

CherryMC, community small experience loaded join discord LGBTQ+ safe world message info Java vanilla strong cater people long term loaded welcome shoot, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	1839	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Mines Excavated:	3842
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

CherryMC Server Overview

Description	A small vanilla java SMP experience that caters to people around 20 years old who want a small, strong community and are looking for a long term world. The world has not even been loaded yet and will open once a few people join the discord. The server is also LGBTQ+ safe! Everyone is welcome!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply message the server admin for the discord info.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is a vanilla Java SMP server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ safe and everyone is welcome.

Eternal Love Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, ETERNAL, fiancée, gf, Intimacy, Isles, love, loyalty, Marriage, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Potions Brewed:	82	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz this place is like a magical unicorn land where you can build whatever the heck you want and nobody gonna judge you!

Plus, the players are like a bunch of hilarious clowns who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t even get me started on the epic adventures you can go on – it’s like being in a freakin’ fantasy novel, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and elves.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing till you cry!

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

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