We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Trailer/Showcase | Watch Here |
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| IP Address | mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun |
| Discord | Join Here |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is there an application process to join? | No, simply join the server using the IP address provided. |
| Are there frequent world resets? | No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang. |
| What plugins are used on the server? | The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics. |
| How large is the world border? | The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage. |
| Is PvP allowed in the spawn area? | No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats. |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
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| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions of Minecraft can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds. |
| Is there an active Discord community? | Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP. |
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.
That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1177 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.
Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.
Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.
So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.
so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 217 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.
people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?
elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?
join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2549 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1176 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
