We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions of Minecraft can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds. |
| Is there an active Discord community? | Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP. |
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.
That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7206 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.
Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.
Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 185 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.
So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.
so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7823 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 74 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.
people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?
elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?
join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8168 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| World Map | Click here |
| Proximity Chat/Voice Chat | Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice |
| Discord to Minecraft Chat | Connect with the community through Discord |
| Active community & staff | Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators |
| No /tpa, /home, etc. | Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience |
| Enforced Rules | Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members |
You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!
Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3
To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.
The server is for players aged 16 and above.
There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.
Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.
Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP
We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.
Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
