We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!
Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 887 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4263 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.
Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 500 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.
Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.
Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
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| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
