MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

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join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	149	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Meteorites Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Items Found:	3545
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dimension Hops:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crops Grown:	2641

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Towns Built:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	922	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Potions Brewed:	120	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Towns Built:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2