MineCraftyLaughs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7833	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ores Mined:	3525	Farms Harvested:	272
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ores Mined:	8704
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Potions Brewed:	83
Crops Grown:	8877	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5573	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8404
Gods Slained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Divine Spears Created:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	7602	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	995975
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	140
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1