MineCraftyGuzzler | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you constantly finding yourself building massive diamond castles with gold-plated floors in Minecraft? Do you have more enchanted weapons than you can count? Are you hoarding so much redstone that you could power a small city? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might be engaging in overconsumption on our Minecraft server!

Join us and indulge in your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s creating a rollercoaster that spans the entire map or breeding an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. Our server is the perfect place for players who just can’t get enough of all the blocks, mobs, and adventures that Minecraft has to offer.

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of endless possibilities and endless fun. So come on, join us and let your overconsumption run wild!

TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mines Excavated:	2565	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9892
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DefenceCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Budget, chief, defence spending, DefenceCraft, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, policy making, Rise, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	487	Ores Mined:	3086
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	3901
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Divine Spears Created:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension Hops:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mystic Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, adorable, Anime, art style, blushing, character design, Characters, cute, embarrassed, emotions, facial expressions, illustration, Isles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, mystic, Okitsura, quirky, red blushes, romance, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where all the players are constantly blushing? Like, they’re walking around with these red cheeks like they just saw their crush or something. It’s hilarious, man!

Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.

Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.

So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	9403	Emeralds Found:	750
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4027	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3805
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

UnclelessInheritanceLOL

BETRAYAL, Charity, college fund, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family secrets, gambling, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, jake paul, loyalty, MIKE TYSON, Money Matters, Secrets, Trust, uncle drama, UnclelessInheritanceLOL, unexpected news

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!

USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, confusion, Crisis, current events, debate, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, society, trending, U.S, uncertainty, united states, USofAChaos

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

First Steps Toward Light Sails

advanced propulsion, Cosmic exploration, distant galaxies, distant star systems, EXPERIMENTAL, first steps, future technology, innovative technology, interstellar missions, interstellar travel, Light, lightsails, propulsion technology, sails, scientific research, solar sails, space exploration, Space missions, space propulsion, Space Travel, space travel technology, spacecraft, steps

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2678

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?

we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.

plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.

so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.