MineCraftyGuzzler | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5381
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you constantly finding yourself building massive diamond castles with gold-plated floors in Minecraft? Do you have more enchanted weapons than you can count? Are you hoarding so much redstone that you could power a small city? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might be engaging in overconsumption on our Minecraft server!

Join us and indulge in your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s creating a rollercoaster that spans the entire map or breeding an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. Our server is the perfect place for players who just can’t get enough of all the blocks, mobs, and adventures that Minecraft has to offer.

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of endless possibilities and endless fun. So come on, join us and let your overconsumption run wild!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Star Shards Collected:	159	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9800	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mines Excavated:	3438	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4461
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mystic Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, adorable, Anime, art style, blushing, character design, Characters, cute, embarrassed, emotions, facial expressions, illustration, Isles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, mystic, Okitsura, quirky, red blushes, romance, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where all the players are constantly blushing? Like, they’re walking around with these red cheeks like they just saw their crush or something. It’s hilarious, man!

Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.

Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.

So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Votes:	1468
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Votes:	8357
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

UnclelessInheritanceLOL

BETRAYAL, Charity, college fund, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family secrets, gambling, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, jake paul, loyalty, MIKE TYSON, Money Matters, Secrets, Trust, uncle drama, UnclelessInheritanceLOL, unexpected news

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!

USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, confusion, Crisis, current events, debate, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, society, trending, U.S, uncertainty, united states, USofAChaos

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

First Steps Toward Light Sails

advanced propulsion, Cosmic exploration, distant galaxies, distant star systems, EXPERIMENTAL, first steps, future technology, innovative technology, interstellar missions, interstellar travel, Light, lightsails, propulsion technology, sails, scientific research, solar sails, space exploration, Space missions, space propulsion, Space Travel, space travel technology, spacecraft, steps

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?

we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.

plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.

so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.

EonCraft – Nexus Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, EonCraft, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realm, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mines Excavated:	4197
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest trip you’ll ever take, man. We got characters that’ll blow your mind, like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori. And don’t even get me started on Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru, they’re on a whole other level, dude. Plus, we got streams from Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, and even Dizzy Dokuro – it’s a party up in here, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.

And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!

Jingle Jangle Madness

Archive, deer, Deer Left, Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doerot, gallery, Game, GDrive, general, google drive, Holiday Edition, jangle, Jingle, Last Doerot, madness, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, RELIVE, Trash

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Alien Abductions:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the last deer reigns supreme! Join us in the world of Doerot, where madness and chaos collide in epic proportions. Explore the Doebrary Mega and GDrive, dive into the Doe Gallery, and experience the Doegame like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime in the Last Doerot. Join now and let the insanity begin!

JokesterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, big guy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional triggers, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, Healing Process, jokes, JokesterCraft, kitten attack, Minecraft, not being able to take a joke, Scars, self-care, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Upset

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Crops Grown:	1044

So, remember that time I saved my toddler nephew from a vicious kitten attack? Yeah, we both got scratched up pretty bad and now we have battle scars to prove it. But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be joining a community of survivors who have faced the wrath of killer kittens and lived to tell the tale. Plus, we have epic build battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky family jokes. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

GymRageCraft

anger issues, anger management, car damage, car door damage, car door dent, car door ding, car door hit, Confrontation, confrontation at gym, confrontation over car door, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful parking, fuming, gym parking lot, GymRageCraft, handling anger, lack of apology, lack of respect, losing temper, parking etiquette, Parking lot etiquette

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can release all your pent-up anger from real-life situations like the one described above! Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can smash blocks instead of car doors.

Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.

So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?