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CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SnowflakeCraft

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	2598	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	2898	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	199	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2598	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9350	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	717	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	295	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Items Found:	1903	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crops Grown:	6340	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0