Minecrafty McMineface – Giggles and Genshin Shenanigans

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	171
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	3431
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3260	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Farms Harvested:	456
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2763
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Animals Bred:	128

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	57
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Votes:	2588
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Star Shards Collected:	112
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mines Excavated:	4841
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6