MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5648	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crops Grown:	7108	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Cobblemonia <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/treason-nah-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Towns Built:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LoveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Towns Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineCrafty2024

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8730	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	803	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Farms Harvested:	307	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Oblivious to the Minigames

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Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

Game Mode	New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
Features	– Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
Discord	Join the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
Is there a specific team size for this game mode?	Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
What happens if our team loses all our resources?	If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
Can I play solo or do I need a team?	While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CreeperChristmasTripNope

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Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NerdAlertMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!