Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri drama, and Toblerone shenanigans. Our server is so insane that even Mitsuba couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all, our Scratch Tickets will have you scratching your head in confusion, our NGS Damage Calculator will make your brain hurt, and our Fashion History will have you questioning your own style choices.

Join us on this wild journey where the only roadmap is chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs older Phantasy Star Games when you can have this level of madness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY