Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri drama, and Toblerone shenanigans. Our server is so insane that even Mitsuba couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all, our Scratch Tickets will have you scratching your head in confusion, our NGS Damage Calculator will make your brain hurt, and our Fashion History will have you questioning your own style choices.

Join us on this wild journey where the only roadmap is chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs older Phantasy Star Games when you can have this level of madness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Divine Spears Created: 25 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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