Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineCraftWholesomeness

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Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Void Gems Collected:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

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lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	152	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

When MC

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Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Star Shards Collected:	192
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Star Shards Collected:	298	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Farms Harvested:	583
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	New Chunks Explored:	824870
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	81	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyKoreaWarfare

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	782	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Mines Excavated:	3836
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3