Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ores Mined: 2489
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyKoreaWarfare

    CraftyKoreaWarfare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 82 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Properly Creative Minecraft Server

    Properly Creative Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ores Mined: 5019
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7874
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7369 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SayItDoItMC SMP

    SayItDoItMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • RedstoneNoob

    RedstoneNoob
    Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Crops Grown: 6185
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TankTasticCraft

    TankTasticCraft
    come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7809

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Scrolling Down Birth Year

    Scrolling Down Birth Year
    join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Fumikos Haven Network

    Fumikos Haven Network

    Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

    Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

    About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

    Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

    MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    MineBars is a top project for top players!

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5245
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 215
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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