Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Zombie Dances: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

    Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

    But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

    But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyAnxietyCraft

    CraftyAnxietyCraft
    Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CommieCraft Minecraft Server

    CommieCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

    imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

    plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Potions Brewed: 152 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Tax Haven Havoc

    Tax Haven Havoc
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

    we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

    join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 212 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

    BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
    so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Valor Network

    Valor Network

    Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • YellowCraftMC

    YellowCraftMC

    Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

    Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

    Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

    We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Emeralds Found: 7791
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • WeddingWoesMC

    WeddingWoesMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 56 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SecretSMP4Lyfe

    SecretSMP4Lyfe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Perfect10Craft

    Perfect10Craft
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • OilSpillCraft

    OilSpillCraft
    Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pain Reduction System

    Pain Reduction System
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

    we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

    not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

    so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Villages Defended: 19
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 248 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Flamepixel.net

    Flamepixel.net

    Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

    About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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