Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Imladris Conclave

    The Imladris Conclave

    Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

    Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?
    Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 538 Farms Harvested: 338
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

    StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

    Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 New Chunks Explored: 772471
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

    Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

    But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

    But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyAnxietyCraft

    CraftyAnxietyCraft
    Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CommieCraft Minecraft Server

    CommieCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

    imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

    plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Star Shards Collected: 243
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Tax Haven Havoc

    Tax Haven Havoc
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

    we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

    join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 New Chunks Explored: 317873
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

    BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
    so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Animals Bred: 63 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Valor Network

    Valor Network

    Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • YellowCraftMC

    YellowCraftMC

    Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

    Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

    Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

    We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • WeddingWoesMC

    WeddingWoesMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 341
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SecretSMP4Lyfe

    SecretSMP4Lyfe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Alien Abductions: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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