Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP

    Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take lighting effects to a whole new level! Forget about any other game on PC that used similar lighting effects before Halo in 2001, because we are the pioneers of epic lighting in Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where torches shine brighter than your future, where the moonlight is so realistic you’ll forget you’re in a blocky universe. Our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses at night!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where we take lighting seriously, because let’s be real, who needs sunlight when you have our epic lighting effects? Join now and prepare to be dazzled by the glow of our torches and the sparkle of our lava pits. It’s a bright new world on our Minecraft SMP, and we can’t wait for you to join us!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

    BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Farms Harvested: 750
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • WeddingBlock25

    WeddingBlock25
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

    And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Enchantments Applied: 104

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • HackLifeMinecraftSMP

    HackLifeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • WishCraft: Make it Happen!

    WishCraft: Make it Happen!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

    But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

    So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlockyJerusalemMC Server

    BlockyJerusalemMC Server
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

    AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

    QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost
    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

    come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

    we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

    discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

    so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

    Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

    Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

    > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Magic Crystals Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

    MomCalmDown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockPartySizeSecrets

    BlockPartySizeSecrets
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

    Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

    So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

    Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP
    The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 298
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockyGrinCraft

    BlockyGrinCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • LimoCraft Minecraft Server

    LimoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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