Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • KremlinCraft: Trump’s Ukraine Dilemma

    KremlinCraft: Trump’s Ukraine Dilemma
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, uncover top secret government conspiracies while building ur own epic castle and battling dragons. like, u can be a spy and gather intel on other players while exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the president of the server is actually a double agent working for the kremlin and u have to stop him from selling out ukraine for diamonds. it’s, like, so intense and u gotta join now to save the virtual world from political chaos and stuff. plus, there’s, like, free pizza every friday for all players. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wild minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Magic Items Found: 6866
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Spirit Realms

    Spirit Realms

    SpiritRealms is a Minecraft server offering a new level of SMP & Lifesteal experiences to both Java & Bedrock players. We offer various special features like player shops, warps, custom items & drops, constant events and way more. Come and check us out and claim your free rank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 232
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ▶️▶️▶️▶️ Tvocraft ◀️◀️◀️◀️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️▶️▶️ Tvocraft ◀️◀️◀️◀️ Minecraft server

    Server with Griefer survival, very cozy, calm, adequate administration and moderation and a lot of good things.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Dimension Hops: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GFE Minecraft Server: Vtuber Edition

    GFE Minecraft Server: Vtuber Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and dancing creepers! Not to mention, our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you will unlock the secret to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds. Plus, every time you log on, a magical fairy will grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

    So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 255 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Potions Brewed: 149 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Sell Now or Missing Out Minecraft SMP

    Sell Now or Missing Out Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is deciding whether to sell your diamonds now or wait for a better price? Well, fear not, because on our server, the stakes are much higher!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. One time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples, but little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing diamond armor. It was a battle for the ages!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with stacks of emeralds and rare enchanted items. Will you be the lucky one to find it, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of creepers?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – or you might end up getting pranked by a group of sneaky villagers. The choice is yours!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoBabysitMC Server

    NoBabysitMC Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and being forced to babysit your hyperactive little brother on your only day off? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless fun and adventure where you can escape the chaos of real life.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any mischievous siblings or dealing with parental guilt trips. Instead, you can build, explore, and battle your way to victory without any interruptions. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of balancing school, work, and family obligations.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hordes to deal with instead? Let’s craft away the stress and have a blast together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Runes Activated: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • FamCraft – Choose Wisely

    FamCraft – Choose Wisely
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and escape the Thanksgiving drama by building your own virtual world where you’re the boss!

    On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated pigs and chickens who will never judge you for choosing to spend Thanksgiving in a virtual world. No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive group texts – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will help you build the coolest structures in exchange for some spooky stories. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a mischievous Creeper who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real world drama behind – because in our virtual world, the only family drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 184 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CheatedOnInMinecraftSMP

    CheatedOnInMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting cheated on in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where cheating is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Our server is filled with secret tunnels, hidden bases, and sneaky players just waiting to betray you. Find out who’s been cheating on you by following the trail of broken hearts and stolen diamonds. Join now for a chance to outsmart the cheaters and become the ultimate master of deception!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • KidzCraftKraziness

    KidzCraftKraziness
    Remember that time you thought your imaginary friend was just a regular old pal? Well, turns out they were actually a ghost haunting your childhood home! But don’t worry, on our Minecraft server, ghosts are just friendly players looking for some company in the afterlife. Join us for a hauntingly good time and make some spooky memories that will last a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PyroVault

    PyroVault

    Embark on an epic Minecraft adventure with PyroVault, where excitement and rewards await! Whether you’re a master builder, fearless fighter, or a daring adventurer, the journey of a lifetime is right here.

    Jump into custom gamemodes like Skyblock, where your skills in building, trading, and surviving will be put to the ultimate test. Will you thrive solo or form mighty alliances? The choice is yours.

    Our player-driven economy means you control the market. Buy, sell, and trade to rise to the top. Face off in thrilling PvP battles, or explore challenges that will keep you on your toes.

    Over $1000 in prizes are up for grabs in Season 1! Compete, build, and battle your way to the top and claim your share of the rewards.

    Weekly events bring even more excitement, with chances to earn exclusive rewards and make memories with our vibrant, friendly community.

    And don’t worry about lag or downtime. Our dedicated servers run 24/7, ensuring smooth, action-packed gameplay.

    Now for the best part: Players from version 1.20.4 and above can join the fun. So grab your friends and dive into PyroVault today, where the adventure never stops.

    Are you ready to take on the challenge?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ”’> SoulCraft Minecraft Server”’

    ”’> SoulCraft Minecraft Server”’
    Are you tired of playing on soulless Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some soul into your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and mystical creatures that will make your jaw drop.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Soul Block. Legend has it that anyone who finds this block will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest and claim the Soul Block for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that your gaming experience is smooth and enjoyable. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your soul run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have impeccable taste in cinema. That’s right, we want to know what kinos you watch before we let you join our exclusive community.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug a hole so deep that he ended up in the Nether. Rumor has it he’s still down there, mining away for all eternity. Will you be the one to find him and join him in his quest for infinite diamonds?

    So if you’re ready to test your movie knowledge and embark on wild adventures with the Diamond Digger, then come join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure you bring your popcorn and pickaxe, because things are about to get crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PixelPerfection

    PixelPerfection
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the most attractive feature someone could have is their ability to build epic structures with just a snap of their fingers! Join us and show off your building skills to impress everyone with your insane creativity. Who needs good looks when you can have a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, players are known for their impeccable fashion sense. Forget about looking good in real life, here you can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits and strut your stuff in pixelated style. Who needs Gucci when you can rock a pixelated chicken suit?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that take place on this server. Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of the virtual world are treasures beyond your wildest dreams. From enchanted weapons to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. Join us and become the ultimate treasure hunter, because who needs a boring old job when you can be a virtual Indiana Jones?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the most attractive feature is your ability to craft, build, and explore like never before. Who needs real life when you can escape to a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CreeperZapCraft

    CreeperZapCraft
    join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers, not bullets at schools. we are all about spreading love and joy through building epic structures and exploring cool worlds, not violence and hate. plus, our community is so lit that even herobrine would want to join. come join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets hurt, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Bug Out Breakout

    Bug Out Breakout
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have an invasion of superbugs! but not just any superbugs, these bugs are DRIVEN BY COCKROACHES. that’s right, these bugs are so powerful they have taken over the ICU. but don’t worry, our players are the antimicrobial stewards and healthcare epidemiologists who will save the day! join now to fight off the cockroach-driven outbreak of multidrug-resistant Enterobacter and save the world from certain doom. plus, we have free cookies. what more could you want?! join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 353

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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