Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167
Star Shards Collected: 206 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Media Minecraft SMP Sports Ownership Exposer

    Media Minecraft SMP Sports Ownership Exposer
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs out of their snouts. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started breakdancing instead of exploding!

    But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing and are always looking for new recruits. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to turn into a unicorn whenever you want.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MILcraft: No Alone Time!

    MILcraft: No Alone Time!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with overbearing in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the judgmental eyes of your MIL.

    Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own boundaries and keep your virtual children safe from disappearing stroller walks. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your frustrations in a creative and fun way.

    Don’t worry about your MIL trying to sneak in some questionable parenting tactics, on our server, you are in control. So come join us and let’s build a world where you can finally say “no” to those unwanted walks and boundaries-crossing in-laws. Let’s game on, and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • KremlinCraft: Trump’s Ukraine Dilemma

    KremlinCraft: Trump’s Ukraine Dilemma
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, uncover top secret government conspiracies while building ur own epic castle and battling dragons. like, u can be a spy and gather intel on other players while exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the president of the server is actually a double agent working for the kremlin and u have to stop him from selling out ukraine for diamonds. it’s, like, so intense and u gotta join now to save the virtual world from political chaos and stuff. plus, there’s, like, free pizza every friday for all players. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wild minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Spirit Realms

    Spirit Realms

    SpiritRealms is a Minecraft server offering a new level of SMP & Lifesteal experiences to both Java & Bedrock players. We offer various special features like player shops, warps, custom items & drops, constant events and way more. Come and check us out and claim your free rank!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Void Gems Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ▶️▶️▶️▶️ Tvocraft ◀️◀️◀️◀️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️▶️▶️ Tvocraft ◀️◀️◀️◀️ Minecraft server

    Server with Griefer survival, very cozy, calm, adequate administration and moderation and a lot of good things.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 66
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • GFE Minecraft Server: Vtuber Edition

    GFE Minecraft Server: Vtuber Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and dancing creepers! Not to mention, our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you will unlock the secret to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds. Plus, every time you log on, a magical fairy will grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

    So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Sell Now or Missing Out Minecraft SMP

    Sell Now or Missing Out Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is deciding whether to sell your diamonds now or wait for a better price? Well, fear not, because on our server, the stakes are much higher!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. One time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples, but little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing diamond armor. It was a battle for the ages!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with stacks of emeralds and rare enchanted items. Will you be the lucky one to find it, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of creepers?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – or you might end up getting pranked by a group of sneaky villagers. The choice is yours!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Dimension Hops: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Potions Brewed: 106

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NoBabysitMC Server

    NoBabysitMC Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and being forced to babysit your hyperactive little brother on your only day off? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless fun and adventure where you can escape the chaos of real life.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any mischievous siblings or dealing with parental guilt trips. Instead, you can build, explore, and battle your way to victory without any interruptions. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of balancing school, work, and family obligations.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hordes to deal with instead? Let’s craft away the stress and have a blast together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • FamCraft – Choose Wisely

    FamCraft – Choose Wisely
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and escape the Thanksgiving drama by building your own virtual world where you’re the boss!

    On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated pigs and chickens who will never judge you for choosing to spend Thanksgiving in a virtual world. No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive group texts – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will help you build the coolest structures in exchange for some spooky stories. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a mischievous Creeper who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real world drama behind – because in our virtual world, the only family drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CheatedOnInMinecraftSMP

    CheatedOnInMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting cheated on in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where cheating is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Our server is filled with secret tunnels, hidden bases, and sneaky players just waiting to betray you. Find out who’s been cheating on you by following the trail of broken hearts and stolen diamonds. Join now for a chance to outsmart the cheaters and become the ultimate master of deception!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KidzCraftKraziness

    KidzCraftKraziness
    Remember that time you thought your imaginary friend was just a regular old pal? Well, turns out they were actually a ghost haunting your childhood home! But don’t worry, on our Minecraft server, ghosts are just friendly players looking for some company in the afterlife. Join us for a hauntingly good time and make some spooky memories that will last a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PyroVault

    PyroVault

    Embark on an epic Minecraft adventure with PyroVault, where excitement and rewards await! Whether you’re a master builder, fearless fighter, or a daring adventurer, the journey of a lifetime is right here.

    Jump into custom gamemodes like Skyblock, where your skills in building, trading, and surviving will be put to the ultimate test. Will you thrive solo or form mighty alliances? The choice is yours.

    Our player-driven economy means you control the market. Buy, sell, and trade to rise to the top. Face off in thrilling PvP battles, or explore challenges that will keep you on your toes.

    Over $1000 in prizes are up for grabs in Season 1! Compete, build, and battle your way to the top and claim your share of the rewards.

    Weekly events bring even more excitement, with chances to earn exclusive rewards and make memories with our vibrant, friendly community.

    And don’t worry about lag or downtime. Our dedicated servers run 24/7, ensuring smooth, action-packed gameplay.

    Now for the best part: Players from version 1.20.4 and above can join the fun. So grab your friends and dive into PyroVault today, where the adventure never stops.

    Are you ready to take on the challenge?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ”’> SoulCraft Minecraft Server”’

    ”’> SoulCraft Minecraft Server”’
    Are you tired of playing on soulless Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some soul into your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and mystical creatures that will make your jaw drop.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Soul Block. Legend has it that anyone who finds this block will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest and claim the Soul Block for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that your gaming experience is smooth and enjoyable. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your soul run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Crops Grown: 4757
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have impeccable taste in cinema. That’s right, we want to know what kinos you watch before we let you join our exclusive community.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug a hole so deep that he ended up in the Nether. Rumor has it he’s still down there, mining away for all eternity. Will you be the one to find him and join him in his quest for infinite diamonds?

    So if you’re ready to test your movie knowledge and embark on wild adventures with the Diamond Digger, then come join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure you bring your popcorn and pickaxe, because things are about to get crazy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PixelPerfection

    PixelPerfection
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the most attractive feature someone could have is their ability to build epic structures with just a snap of their fingers! Join us and show off your building skills to impress everyone with your insane creativity. Who needs good looks when you can have a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, players are known for their impeccable fashion sense. Forget about looking good in real life, here you can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits and strut your stuff in pixelated style. Who needs Gucci when you can rock a pixelated chicken suit?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that take place on this server. Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of the virtual world are treasures beyond your wildest dreams. From enchanted weapons to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. Join us and become the ultimate treasure hunter, because who needs a boring old job when you can be a virtual Indiana Jones?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the most attractive feature is your ability to craft, build, and explore like never before. Who needs real life when you can escape to a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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