Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Potions Brewed: 183 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Magic Items Found: 6865 Farms Harvested: 962
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CreeperZapCraft

    CreeperZapCraft
    join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers, not bullets at schools. we are all about spreading love and joy through building epic structures and exploring cool worlds, not violence and hate. plus, our community is so lit that even herobrine would want to join. come join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets hurt, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Villages Defended: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Bug Out Breakout

    Bug Out Breakout
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have an invasion of superbugs! but not just any superbugs, these bugs are DRIVEN BY COCKROACHES. that’s right, these bugs are so powerful they have taken over the ICU. but don’t worry, our players are the antimicrobial stewards and healthcare epidemiologists who will save the day! join now to fight off the cockroach-driven outbreak of multidrug-resistant Enterobacter and save the world from certain doom. plus, we have free cookies. what more could you want?! join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like NeoNetwork ?

    What are Minecraft servers like NeoNetwork
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    1. SkyRealms – SkyRealms offers a skyblock experience similar to NeoNetwork, with custom features and a dedicated community.
    2. CraftYourTown – CraftYourTown is a survival-focused server with an active player base and frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh.
    3. PixelmonCraft – For players who enjoy a unique twist on Minecraft, PixelmonCraft combines the world of Pokemon with Minecraft gameplay for a truly immersive experience.
    4. MineSaga – MineSaga offers a variety of game modes, including skyblock, survival, and more, making it a versatile choice for players looking for diverse gameplay options.
    5. PvPLand – PvP enthusiasts will enjoy PvPLand, a server dedicated to intense player vs player battles and competitive gameplay. With custom features and events, PvPLand is a great option for those looking for a challenge.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 New Chunks Explored: 498249

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Brainless

    Brainless

    𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ 1.21 ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ꜱᴍᴘ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ Qᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀꜰ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ.

    𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴛʀᴜᴄᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ | ᴜᴘɢʀᴀᴅᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴᴇʀꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ꜱᴋᴜʟʟꜱ | ᴇᴅɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀʀᴍᴏʀ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ | ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ!

    𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏʙᴛᴀɪɴ ʙʏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ 2 ᴅᴏɴᴏʀ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ɪɴ-ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ /ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ.

    𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐬 ᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʀᴇɴᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4066 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4578 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Manga Thread Minecraft SMP

    Manga Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Runes Activated: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SisGradNoTalkieMC

    SisGradNoTalkieMC
    Are you tired of living in a house where your sister ignores you like a pro? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone listens to you, even the creepers! No more falling down the stairs and being left in pain, on our server, you’ll always have someone to help you out. Plus, we have a special “Sister-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama behind, because in our world, you’re always heard loud and clear!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3868 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Ores Mined: 7342 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Void Gems Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HamburgCaliphateGather

    HamburgCaliphateGather
    Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

    Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

    So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Potions Brewed: 183

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The Triumvirate Network

    The Triumvirate Network

    Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

    Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

    Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

    We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

    The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

    Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

    Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

    On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

    Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • TrendyCrafts

    TrendyCrafts
    Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • IsraelStrikesIranLOL

    IsraelStrikesIranLOL
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Alien Abductions: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 136 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Nano Climate Craft

    Nano Climate Craft
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server ain’t your average blocky world, oh no. We got nanotechnology solutions up in here for the climate crisis!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild nano-bot appears and starts planting trees faster than you can say “creeper”. Our server is so advanced, we got trees growing faster than you can say “diamonds”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are recycling their TNT. That’s right, they blow up, but then they pick up their mess and put it in the recycling bin. It’s a beautiful sight to see.

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Help save the environment one block at a time, all while having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, nanotechnology style!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Villages Defended: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Enchantments Applied: 270 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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