Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Divine Spears Created: 21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY