Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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