Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 5341 Meteorites Collected: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Mines Excavated: 2241 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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