Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockyControversy2030

    BlockyControversy2030
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what controversial things we’ll be accepting in 50 years! Will we all be riding llamas instead of horses? Will creepers become our new best friends? Will we finally accept that pineapple DOES belong on pizza? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?) So come on down and witness the future of Minecraft controversy, before it’s too late!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Wolf Smell Incognito

    Wolf Smell Incognito
    join our epic minecraft server where we all smell like we sound! we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality. one time, we built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds and rode minecarts down it like a rollercoaster. it was epic, dude.

    we also have the most lit pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate minecraft warrior.

    so come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). let’s smell like we sound together and create some unforgettable memories in the world of minecraft!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Foodie Gut Map Craft

    Foodie Gut Map Craft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code to personalized nutrition for your gut bacteria! our scientists have created a magical map that shows how molecules in food interact with your unique gut bacteria, so you can eat like a boss in the game AND in real life. no more guessing what to eat, we got you covered with evidence-based dietary recommendations that will have your gut bacteria doing the happy dance. join us now and level up your gut health game like never before!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ayz-World Minecraft server

    Ayz-World Minecraft server

    The server is on version JAVA 1.21

    Ayz-World is designed for simple vanilla survival. The end is disabled on the server, and there are also seasons that transform the classic gameplay.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Join the pirate adventure server with a weirdly specific version 1.21!

    Join the pirate adventure server with a weirdly specific version 1.21!

    Corsaire Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Server Type Geopolitical Towny server
    Setting Golden Age of Piracy
    Map Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

    Features:

    • Warships: Construct fully functional ships and control the seas!
    • Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations.
    • Player-driven economy: Control the economy, create markets, and become an economic powerhouse.
    • Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and form a nation.
    • Unique combat: Choose your combat style, whether it’s building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat.

    Links:

    IP play.corsairemc.com
    Website corsairemc.com
    Discord discord.gg/T2Fa7TNMqT

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP play.corsairemc.com in Minecraft.
    Can I form my own nation? Yes, you can build towns, collaborate with others, and form a nation to become a dominant power on the server.
    What makes the combat unique? Players can choose their preferred combat style, whether it’s building structures, sword fighting, or engaging in gun-based combat.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Oy Vey Minecraft Server

    Oy Vey Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest conspiracy theories this side of the block! Our resident Jewish actor will regale you with tales of how all of America’s problems can be traced back to those pesky Muslims in Palestine and Iran. But fear not, because Israel is here to save the day as America’s greatest ally! Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to global politics? Come join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, drama, and plenty of pixelated fun!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE Minecraft SMP

    HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of dancing llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6543 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Obj4Life Minecraft SMP

    Obj4Life Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human? Do you dream of living life as a majestic diamond block or a mischievous TNT block? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can be ANY object you want! That’s right, we have a magical plugin that allows players to transform into any block or item in the game. Want to be a bedrock block and be invincible? Done. Want to be a diamond sword and slice through mobs like butter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Block King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge in epic block-building duels. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Block King, you’ll be rewarded with a rare block that grants you special powers. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest blocky fantasies. Who needs to be a boring old human when you can be a diamond block with a heart of gold?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NerdsRuleMC

    NerdsRuleMC
    Are you tired of getting bullied in high school by those meanies who think they’re so cool? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, those bullies end up as lowly peasants while you become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Join us and show those bullies who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, rumor has it that the bullies’ avatars are cursed to always trip over their own feet in the game – karma’s a blocky beast, isn’t it? So come on, join our server and let the virtual revenge begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyAirways – No flights until Monday!

    CraftyAirways – No flights until Monday!
    lolz, so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz like, all the other servers are like sooo yesterday, ya know? like, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop, like how crazy is that?! and the best part is, you can ride them into battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers? it’s like a party down there 24/7, you gotta check it out!

    plus, on this server, we have a special event every full moon where all the players turn into werewolves and have to hunt down the mods for extra loot. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with furrier participants!

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • WarpedRealm: the place where even the creepers have custom furniture and skills! Minecraft like never before!

    WarpedRealm: the place where even the creepers have custom furniture and skills! Minecraft like never before!

    WarpedRealm Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name WarpedRealm.com
    Features A thrilling Minecraft survival server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience! Explore custom dimensions, battle challenging mobs and bosses, custom items, unique crafting system, new resource pack with emotes and furniture, player-driven economy, and much more.
    IP Address WarpedRealm.com
    Discord Join our Discord
    Gallery View Gallery
    Wiki Visit Wiki
    Store Store (Not P2W)

    WarpedRealm Server Features

    The WarpedRealm Features a impressive variety of custom mobs, bosses and items with special abilities for you to find and conquer, other features include special fishing rewards like treasure and rare fish, Jobs, Griefprevention, Daily and Weekly quests, Consistent updates, A collection of Ranks which grant you access to amazing perks, upgradable spawners, a playerdriven economy and a lot more.

    Full List:

    • Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.
    • In-game progressive ranking system over 32 Ranks
    • Custom Dimensions
    • Mini dungeons
    • Custom Mobs
    • Upgradable Spawners
    • Jobs
    • Skills
    • Custom fishing
    • Grief prevention (Claims)
    • Quests
    • Custom Armor sets
    • Custom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and more
    • Custom crafting systems
    • Playerdriven Economy
    • Playershops

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the WarpedRealm server?

    A: You can join the server by using the IP address: WarpedRealm.com

    Q: Are there any special items on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers custom items such as staffs, tomes, hammers, and more with unique abilities.

    Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

    A: No, the server’s store is not pay-to-win. Players can enjoy the game without having to pay for advantages.

    Q: How can I communicate with other players?

    A: You can join the server’s Discord channel for communication and community interactions.

    Q: Are there any rules or guidelines on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. Make sure to read and follow them.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyGoalter Minecraft Server

    CraftyGoalter Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and wild adventures waiting for you at every turn.

    Join us and embark on a journey to Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you can summon the most epic creatures and battle against the toughest enemies. But be careful, the Singularity Repair Support Campaign is in full swing, so you’ll need to be on your toes to survive!

    Need some help planning your next move? Our server has all the tools you need, from Servant Material Lookup to a Coin Calculator that will blow your mind. And don’t forget to check out our Damage Calculator to make sure you’re always one step ahead of the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Potions Brewed: 160 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Super Psychic Policeman Chojo #35 Minecraft SMP

    Super Psychic Policeman Chojo #35 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. And instead of being mad, we all just grabbed some forks and had a delicious feast! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FriendshipFiasco Minecraft Server

    FriendshipFiasco Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us and meet our group of friends, including Sabrina, the youngest rebel of the bunch who always stirs up trouble.

    Experience the thrill of organizing virtual baby showers and dealing with in-game husbands who just can’t handle the party scene. Witness emotional kitchen breakdowns, comforting sessions, and passive-aggressive accusations in the hallways.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to send foot-long texts about hurt feelings after a virtual party, because here on our server, every action has consequences – even in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So come on in, and let the virtual drama begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 191
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SisOutPayRentCraft

    SisOutPayRentCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against freeloading family members! Join us and never worry about your boyfriend’s sister moving in and never leaving again, rent-free. We offer a virtual world where you can kick out unwanted guests with just a click of a button!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being taken advantage of by family members who just won’t leave. Join us and unleash your inner landlord as you demand rent from all those pesky siblings who think they can mooch off of you forever.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Calculating Landlord” rank, where you can show off your skills in evicting unwanted guests with style. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being too calculating – on our server, it’s a badge of honor!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and show that freeloading sister who’s boss. Join us today and start demanding rent from all those who dare to overstay their welcome. It’s time to take back control of your virtual home – one eviction at a time!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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