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What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of dancing villagers, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a giant floating castle made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SickSonSquadCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ores Mined:	6293	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AlienCraft2021

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Do you believe in aliens? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to meet them face to face! That’s right, our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic beings who are obsessed with building pixelated structures and battling creepers. Join us for a chance to trade with aliens, explore their UFO bases, and maybe even hitch a ride to outer space! Who needs diamonds when you can have alien technology at your fingertips? So come on down to our server and prepare for an out-of-this-world experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2930
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NukeCraftPeacePrize

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yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where japanese atomic bomb survivors have won the nobel peace prize and are now ruling the land with their epic building skills and mad survival tactics. we got explosions galore and radiation power-ups that will make your head spin. join us for a blast (pun intended) and see if you can survive in this wacky world where anything goes. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky References Only

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

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So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mines Excavated:	3701
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

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Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

CREATE YOUR WORLD!

There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

RULE YOUR WORLD!

Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Underwear Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2200
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty20XX

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	2498
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2