Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

Blocky References Only

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	418
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

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So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	103
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

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Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

CREATE YOUR WORLD!

There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

RULE YOUR WORLD!

Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Underwear Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Towns Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty20XX

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	197	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Potions Brewed:	191	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Potions Brewed:	49

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ores Mined:	654	Farms Harvested:	850
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Items Found:	6164	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	6517	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magic Items Found:	2713	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5