Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Alien Abductions: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Players Killed by Monsters: 5853
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:

    • Season 1: April 4, 2019
    • Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7220 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 490 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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