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CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	68	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TaurusMissileMadness

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so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	528852	Runes Activated:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Villages Defended:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4472
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Postgame Life 25

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are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	797446	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	New Chunks Explored:	123460
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FriendshipSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	924930

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HamasCraft: UnrwaUnaware

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so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	100	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Lettuce Infect-o-Meter

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hey u, yeah u, do u like lettuce? well then u gotta join our amazin minecraft server cuz we got dutch researchers who can monitor infections in lettuce in REAL-TIME. no need to destroy them, just come play on our server and watch the lettuce drama unfold. trust me, it’s wilder than a creeper explosion. so what r u waiting for? join now and lettuce have some fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

IcanCraft Minecraft server

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IcanCraft is a unique Minecraft server!

Be sure to come in, because we unite players in the world of blocks and adventures!

The best anarchy server in all of Minecraft 1.16.5 – 1.21.1! recruitment in kp/ut! come in – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	3755

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles that will make Tekken 8 look like a walk in the park. Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you’re always matched up against opponents who are just as insane as you are. Plus, our Terminology and Jargon guides will have you speaking the language of the pros in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic Tekken 8 Character Overviews you’ve ever seen. Learn all the important combos and moves for each character and dominate the competition like never before. And if you’re new to the game, don’t worry – our Fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old block-building when you can be kicking butt and taking names in the most insane Minecraft server around?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1182
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.