Minecraft SMP: ChinabrosCraft

brotherhood, brothers, brothers for life, Buddies, camaraderie, checking in, checking up on you, Chinabros, ChinabrosCraft, chinese culture, Chinese friends, Connection, friends forever, friendship, genuine concern, Good, how are you, MATES, Minecraft, PALS, smp, staying connected., Support

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	2372
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion as they fight for control of the server’s resources. And don’t even get us started on the legendary quest to find the elusive Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the Nether with an iron fist (or hoof, we should say). Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the Nether for yourself?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Towns Built:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Crops Grown:	4563	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	240	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Crops Grown:	3212
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ores Mined:	8904	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	55
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Farms Harvested:	622
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Buildings Constructed:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Towns Built:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	64	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1940

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!