Minecraft server: /pol/Paradise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SisterSipSnitchCraft

AITAH, baby daddy, bar, Behavior, calling out, Comment, dwi, Facebook status, family, Friends, Granddaughters, Help, Kids, margaritas, parents, Party, single mom, sisters, SisterSipSnitchCraft, sober up, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WeaknessCraft SMP

growth mindset., Honesty, introspection, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-awareness journal prompts, self-awareness quotes, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-improvement strategies, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness, WeaknessCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ores Mined:	7476
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Farms Harvested:	816
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5766	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Void Armor Forged:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NoBoysAllowedMC

aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boy best friend, Communication, Confrontation, emma, family drama, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, Love Triangle, movie night, NoBoysAllowedMC, personal space, Respect, science experiment, teenage drama, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP

bizarre laws, bizarre statutes, crazy laws, funny laws, funny legal rules, Minecraft, obscure laws, odd government laws, odd laws, offbeat laws, peculiar laws, peculiar legislation, quirky laws, ridiculous laws, smp, strange laws, strange regulations, unusual laws, unusual legal codes, wacky laws, weird laws, weird ordinances, WeirdLawWorld

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre and wacky server out there! Our server is so crazy that the weirdest law in the world is that you must wear a chicken suit every time you enter the Nether. Don’t ask why, just embrace the poultry fashion statement.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious quests and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs have better dance moves than you do.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how weird things can get in our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a ton of fun along the way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7689	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Items Found:	8354	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoSkipHitsCraft

album appreciation, album love, album perfection, album recommendation, enjoyable tracks, fantastic album, flawless album, music appreciation, music discovery, music enjoyment, music exploration, music lovers, Musical masterpiece, must-listen, no skipping required, no skips, no skips needed, NoSkipHitsCraft, seamless album, track enjoyment, track perfection

Are you tired of listening to the same old music while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate album that you can’t skip a single track on! Join us and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures that will have you grooving and mining all day long. From fighting off zombie pigmen with disco balls to riding llamas through a rainbow-filled Nether, this server will have you jamming out and laughing your way to victory. So come on, join us and let the music of Minecraft take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Towns Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BidenCraft: Defending with Israel – Minecraft Server

Biden administration, BidenCraft, Conflict prevention, Defending, defense cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, global security, international partnership, Iranian attack, Israel, Israel defenses, joint defense efforts, Middle East tensions, military defense, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, potential threat, regional stability, security measures, Server, strategic alliance, US official

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KurskCraft: Tanks Trapped & TNT Ready

armored vehicles, defense lines, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military defense, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, military vehicles, military vehicles stuck, Ready, Russian army, Russian defense, russian military, russian tanks, tank warfare, Tanks, Tnt, Trapped, trapped tanks, war machines

OMG u guyz, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got russian tanks trapped in Kursk region, it’s like a real life warzone but in Minecraft! u can ride the tanks and blow stuff up, it’s so epic! Plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if u get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore the sky! It’s lit fam, join now before the tanks escape and wreak havoc on the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	8458
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	2055
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2