Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter #389” | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCussOuts & Rumors

aita, anger, apartment, Boyfriend, break up, Cheating, Confrontation, CraftyCussOuts, cussing out, emotional turmoil, ex girlfriend, Friends, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, Lied, Make Out, mental health, platonic relationship, rumor, Rumors, third wheel

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	2209	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like this wild breakup story! You’ll never know who to trust, just like our player who thought they found their soulmate in-game, only to be hit with a plot twist bigger than a creeper explosion.

Experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through friendships, breakups, and makeups in our virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold right before your eyes? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability!

CreeperRiot2021

activism, Civil unrest, Community action, CreeperRiot2021, demonstration, grassroots activism, mass protest, political turmoil, protest, protest movement, protest rally, public outcry, Rebellion, revolt, rioting, social change, social justice, street demonstration, streets, Unrest, uprising

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we start rioting in the streets every hour on the hour! That’s right, join us for some chaotic fun as we throw virtual pickaxes and torches at each other in a battle for supremacy. Who needs peaceful building when you can have a full-blown riot instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

TransCraft: ThaiTreats & MarriageFeats

equality, gender affirmation, gender equality, Gender Identity, Healthcare, healthcare access, hormone therapy, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal rights, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Marriage equality, MarriageFeats, medical care, progressive policies, social progress, thailand, Thailand News, ThaiTreats, trans people, TransCraft, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so like, this server is like the Thailand of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the good stuff for trans people, like free hormone therapy and marriage equality. but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can build whatever you want and ride on flying pigs. and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond appears in your inventory! it’s like, totally insane, dude. so come join us and experience the most epic Minecraft server ever, where dreams really do come true!

Turnabout SMP

24/7 uptime, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Griefing, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, player heads, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turnabout

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We offer events such as capture the flag and museum creation.
Inclusivity	A welcoming environment for players of all backgrounds.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more.
Shopping and Minigames District	We have a thriving district for shopping and minigames.
Mayoral Elections	Players can vote on how they want the district to be run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	We have measures in place to prevent theft and damage to builds.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online for players to enjoy.

To get started and join the community, visit our Discord: discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join, you need to be whitelisted. Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-request channel.

2. Can I play with mods on the server?

We do not allow gameplay altering mods. Our server runs on vanilla Minecraft.

3. Are there any age restrictions?

Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join the server.

4. How can I report a player for griefing or stealing?

You can report any incidents to our staff team on Discord with evidence. We take such matters seriously.

Beach Paradise Minecraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Beach, beach day, Chivalry, Confrontation, couple, DEFEND, Defense, Fight, girl, Honor, Jealousy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Paradise, Protect, relationship, Romantic, THUG

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Alien Abductions:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Yo, bro, forget about defending your girl at the beach, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got virtual beaches where no thugs can rizz up your girl or your honor. Plus, you can build a fortress to protect her from any pixelated playa haters. Join now for a beach-free, thug-free, rizz-free experience!

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

anger, bins, Communication, CraftyHub, division of labor, Frustration, household chores, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, juggling tasks, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Mental load, Minecraft, Partnership, recycling, relationship issues, reminders, Server, Support, teamwork

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real-life drama of household chores? Look no further than our server, where bins magically empty themselves and reminders are a thing of the past!

Join us for a world where you never have to kick a box in frustration because the recycling bin is full. Our server is filled with baskets, boxes, and shopping bags that magically carry themselves to the recycling center in one trip. No more arguments over whose turn it is to take out the trash – on our server, the bins empty themselves!

Say goodbye to the mental load of household tasks and hello to a world where everything runs smoothly without any effort on your part. Join us now and leave the real-world drama behind – after all, who needs reminders and two-person jobs when you can have a stress-free Minecraft experience?

MomzBoyfriGone

adult relationships, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Grieving Process, house rules, houseguest etiquette, Inheritance, living arrangements, long-term living arrangements, MomzBoyfriGone, parental promises, personal space, Respect, setting boundaries

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, unexpected guests, and family feuds that will make your head spin.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual house taken over by your mom’s boyfriend and his disrespectful girlfriend. Will you stand up for yourself and kick them out, or will you be labeled as the AH by your virtual family members?

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

PornPioneer420 – Minecraft SMP

adolescent exploration, adult content, adult supervision, Age of Discovery, childhood curiosity, digital era, early exposure, ethical considerations, explicit material, healthy sexuality, internet browsing, media exposure, Minecraft, online content, parental controls, pornography, PornPioneer420, privacy concerns, psychological impact, sexual awakening, smp, societal influences, taboo subject

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s lit, fam.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hunt where you can find hidden chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you fly like a bat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness. Let’s get this party started, baby!

NukeCraft Server: All Out War

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, nuclear sites, nukecraft, peace talks, regional stability, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, threat, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	239	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

lol do u wanna join a minecraft server where the stakes r high like iran’s nuclear sites? if u try to attack u better be ready for an all out war, just like in the real world but in minecraft. join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, u never know what will happen next. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to survive in this wild world. just remember, don’t mess with the nuclear sites or u might start a war lol.

EU Tariff TroubleCraft

economic impact, Economy, European Commission, european union, foreign relations, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade policies, trade war, transatlantic trade, TroubleCraft, trump, united states

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8122	Dimension Hops:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.

if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.

so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

MathCraft: STEM Interest Predictor

anxiety, career choices, Confidence, Engineering, findings, Individual, Interest, Mathcraft, mathematical abilities, Mathematics, mathematics interest, Predictor, research, Role, Science, Shaping, STEM, STEM careers, study, Subject, Technology

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4942
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where u can build ur own STEM career with MATHS interest!!! forget bout confidence or anxiety, all u need is love for numbers and u will be on ur way to becoming a Minecraft STEM genius!!! we got redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind and crazy math challenges that will make u go “woah dude, I’m a math wizard!!!” So join now and let’s build a world where math rules and STEM careers are just a block away!!!

NexusDark Network

Adventure, auction house, Bedrock Support, challenge, Chest Shops, difficulty levels, Dynamic Pricing, Fun games, heart stealing, java players, Network, NexusDark, Parkour, PvP, random location, Rtp, server announcements, Spleef, Tips, TNT Run, Trade, Updates, Walking

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome to NexusDark Network

🌟 Features:

Feature	Description
🎮 Minigames World	Play fun games like Spleef, TNT Run, and many more!
🏃 Parkour Heaven	Join with /parkourheaven and challenge yourself across 4 difficulty levels (Part 4 is W.I.P)!
🌍 Better RTP	Instantly teleport to a new random location without the hassle of walking!
📝 Server Announcements
🛒 Chest Shops & Auction House	Trade with other players using a balanced, dynamic pricing system!
📱 Bedrock Support (Geyser)	Bedrock Edition players can now join the server and play with Java players!
🩸 Lifesteal	Steal hearts from other players in PvP battles and become stronger!

💡 Join now and start your adventure! Whether you’re here for minigames, parkour, Lifesteal, there’s something for everyone! IP: nexusdark.com

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address nexusdark.com to connect to our server in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: No, players of all ages are welcome to join and play on our server.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must abide by to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules listed in the server’s spawn area.

Mystic Vibe Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, English streamers, english vtubers, gfe, mystic, online identity, online persona, Realms, streaming fears, VIBE, virtual girlfriend experience, virtual relationships, virtual youtubers, vtuber anxiety, VTuber audience, vtuber authenticity, vtuber community, vtuber concerns, VTuber content, vtuber culture, vtuber fears, vtuber image, vtuber persona, VTuber trends

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

I mean, we got English vtubers running around like headless chickens, scared of being gfe!

Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in our server!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants!

So come on, join us and witness the madness unfold in front of your very eyes!

KoreabooCraft Minecraft Server

cultural appropriation, Diversity, Emily In Paris, fetishization, Gatekeeper, idol interviews, Indie Show, judgmental, k-dramas, Koreaboo, KoreabooCraft, korean culture, Minecraft, racial sensitivity, racism, representation, Server, squid game, TV pilot, UNCOMFORTABLE, viral marketing, White savior complex

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so out-of-this-world that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures and mysterious dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock! Who needs Netherite when you have that kind of power?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party! Villagers break out their best moves and even the zombies can’t help but bust a groove.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old square, in which case, this server is definitely not for you!

MommaCraft: The Ultimate Mother-Son Adventure

Adventure, Apologize.., dream come true, Dying, Happiness, heart arrhythmia, hurt, husband, life expectancy, MommaCraft, mother’s dream, motherson, Nordic country, norway, raise, Respect, resting, romantic trip, Son, three weeks, Traveling, Ultimate, Upset, vacation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Towns Built:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of fulfilling dreams? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to fulfill all your wildest dreams, just like this guy did for his mom! Imagine a world where your mom’s dream of traveling to Norway can come true, all while your wife throws a fit in the background.

Embark on a journey filled with drama, adventure, and questionable marital decisions. Will you choose to prioritize your dying mother’s happiness over your wife’s vacation schedule? Only on our server will you find such intense moral dilemmas to navigate through.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can explore new lands, make tough decisions, and potentially ruin your marriage, then join us today! Who needs a romantic trip to Norway when you can have all this drama in the comfort of your own Minecraft world?

Players:	98/200	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3