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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Potions Brewed: 200
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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